I told a very drunk and desperate man that I could not go home with him tonight. I had more important things to do. I had to watch the Simpsons with commentary. He said “you’re weird” and walked away.
Mission accomplished
Dirty old town.
RSS
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The Office: First and Last Appearances
byct:
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
I was so hoping he’d say something about the tiny yolo
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If you’re ever in the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area please stop by drink whiskey and listen to good jams with the rattler family!
(Source: springfield-vs-shelbyville)
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I was sitting on a bench when a girl around 5 yrs old, in a fancy party dress, looked me in the eye & said “Why do you look like a monster?”
And I was like….
Good old fashioned porch sitting with green ghosts.
This is what is looks like when you pop a bunch of blood vessels in your face.
(Source: trash-a-rama)
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About Dirty old town.
The good. The bad. The ugly.
